Google Chrome – Unknown Plugin: lolwut?

Danny — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:37:44 +0000

I certainly less than three google chrome, and today it proved just how great it is – even though it doesn’t know which plugin is unresponsive, it knows which one to kill!

Monarch Recruitment: lolwut?

Danny — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:48:08 +0000

Got an email from Monarch Recruitment today, epic fail from a guy named Luke Osborne. (Yes, I’m hoping to get his name tied to the word “fail” in google)

First up, a bit of background:
About a year ago, I was looking for a job in IT. I tried everything, even putting my CV on some recruitment sites: bad idea.

I received a hell of a lot of spam, and have been added to agency ~~spam~~mailing lists. But generally, they will send them out to just one person at a time.

Not Monarch. They’ve outdone themselves as a fail agency this time.

Received an email which was addressed to 810 people. I’d also like to point out that I don’t recall getting my name changed to FIRST_NAME by Deed Poll.

This’ll do a damage to the vscroll on this site for a while, but it’s so worth it.

All email addresses have been changed to x@domain.com for privacy. (regex ftw!)

Original email:

x@gmail.com
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Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Danny — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:48:44 +0000

…well? I certainly didn’t put it there.

Actually, I’ve heard it’s from Lost. Which is a terrible show.

I just found this amusing and thought I’d share.

Office space to rent in Burntwood

Danny — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:34:37 +0000

what is this i dont even

I’ve never posted anything like that here. If it was AmmNet, at work, I might understand since we do have office space to rent. But how has that reached my site? O.o

Though I realise that I’m now going to have a permalink with this text in, header tags and image alts, I will understand if I get those hits in the future.

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Monarch Recruitment: lolwut?

Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Office space to rent in Burntwood