Google Chrome – Unknown Plugin: lolwut?
I certainly less than three google chrome, and today it proved just how great it is – even though it doesn’t know which plugin is unresponsive, it knows which one to kill!

Arnold Schwarzenegger WIN!
I lol’d.
Arnold Schwazenegger "Fuck You"
To the Members of the California State Assembly:
I am returning Assembly Bill 1176 without my signature.
For some time now I have lamented the fact that major issues are overlooked while many
unnecessary bills come to me for consideration. Water reform, prison reform, and health
care are major issues my Administration has brought to the table, but the Legislature just
kicks the can down the alley.Yet another legislative year has come and gone without the major reforms Californians
overwhelmingly deserve. In light of this, and after careful consideration, I believe it is
unnecessary to sign this measure at this time.Sincerely,
Arnold Schwarzenegger
(Via TechCrunch)
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Uncharted 2: Pure awesome.
Since this is more a tech blog than a game blog, I’m not going to go really in-depth about the game. If you want loads of in-depth and galleries, check out joystiq, a great blog dedicated to gaming.
What I will say, is that this game is insanely good. I’d even go so far as to say it was better than the first, something rarely achieved by a sequel, especially a sequel to something so awesome as Uncharted.
The game overall is actually fairly short. I managed to complete the game in around 6-7 hours gameplay. Though it has a great replay factor, and I barely found any of the 100 hidden treasures. :(
The scenery in-game really makes up for the short gameplay, there really are some breathtaking visuals.
I think the thing that makes Uncharted 2 so good is the fact that it’s much more real than other games. Characters tend to react how you’d expect them to react to demon sasquatches coming charging at them, as opposed to running in, guns blazing.
And yes, Nate even seems to find the time to draw a picture of them and explain that they’re scarier than Sully’s moustache and a slippery naked guy in his notebook.

Monarch Recruitment: lolwut?
Got an email from Monarch Recruitment today, epic fail from a guy named Luke Osborne. (Yes, I’m hoping to get his name tied to the word “fail” in google)
First up, a bit of background:
About a year ago, I was looking for a job in IT. I tried everything, even putting my CV on some recruitment sites: bad idea.
I received a hell of a lot of spam, and have been added to agency spammailing lists. But generally, they will send them out to just one person at a time.
Not Monarch. They’ve outdone themselves as a fail agency this time.
Received an email which was addressed to 810 people. I’d also like to point out that I don’t recall getting my name changed to FIRST_NAME by Deed Poll.
This’ll do a damage to the vscroll on this site for a while, but it’s so worth it.
All email addresses have been changed to x@domain.com for privacy. (regex ftw!)
Original email:
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…well? I certainly didn’t put it there.

Actually, I’ve heard it’s from Lost. Which is a terrible show.
I just found this amusing and thought I’d share.
Office space to rent in Burntwood
what is this i dont even

I’ve never posted anything like that here. If it was AmmNet, at work, I might understand since we do have office space to rent. But how has that reached my site? O.o
Though I realise that I’m now going to have a permalink with this text in, header tags and image alts, I will understand if I get those hits in the future.
Developing for Android, Part V
Publishing your apps
No code in this tutorial… and this is actually the last in the series. But never fear! I’ll be writing more tutorials, I’ve simply written these 5 to get you familiarised with android. Hopefully, you’re feeling quite confident on some of the aspects now, and you could well be on your way to developing the next killer app!
With that said, I’m going to explain how you can publish your app. It’s a simple process, but you also have to sign your apk before you can publish it to the market.
First off, we need to create a keystore. To do this, you’ll need the JDK installed. Open up a command prompt, and change to whereever you want to save the keystore. Then, type the following:
keytool -genkey -v -keystore mykeystore.keystore -alias my_alias -keyalg RSA -validity 10000
NOTES:
- Replace mykeystore.keystore with whatever_you_want_to_call_it.keystore
- Replace my_alias with whatever alias you want to use (example, android)
Also, if you get this error:
'keytool' is not recognised as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
You may want to set the PATH variable. You can do it in the computer properties, but since this isn’t exactly a windows tutorial, I won’t go into that much detail. Instead, let’s do this:
PATH="C:\Program Files\Java\jdk1.6.0_14\bin"
then try the first command again.
NOTE: Replace the path with the path of wherever you installed Java. (Typically you’ll find it in C:\Program Files\Java\jdk%.%.%_%%\bin)
ANOTHER NOTE: This is of course a windows path. Depending on your operating system, this may vary.
After executing the keytool command, it will ask you for various details. Simply enter the values, and it will create your keystore. Make sure you take note of your alias and password, it will ask you for it every time you come to sign an app!
For reference, the questions it will ask are:
- Enter keystore password:
- Re-enter new password:
- What is your first and last name?
- What is the name of your organisational unit?
- What is the name of your organisation?
- What is the name of your City or Locality?
- What is the name of your State or Province?
- What is the two-letter country code for this unit?
You now have your keystore. When you want to sign an apk, you will need to use the following command:
jarsigner -verbose -keystore "/path/to/mykeystore.keystore" "/path/to/myapk.apk" my_alias
Enter your password, and you will see some output similar to this:
adding: META-INF/ALIAS_NA.SF
adding: META-INF/ALIAS_NA.RSA
signing: res/drawable/icon.png
signing: res/layout/main.xml
signing: AndroidManifest.xml
signing: resources.arsc
signing: classes.dex
Your apk file is now signed! (Note that you need to sign it every time before uploading, since building will reset it)
Publishing your app
The next step is of course publishing your newly signed apk file to the android market. Simply navigate your web browser to the market home and follow the steps to register as a developer. If you want to register to sell your apps, you will also need to go through an additional process to become a “registered seller”.
Once you’ve registered and logged in, you’ll reach the page which displays all your registered apps. Of course, if you’re following this tutorial, you probably don’t yet have any, so you won’t have a list of apps to see. :)
NOTE: This page uses a hell of a lot of javascript. Make sure it’s turned on.
When you’re ready, click on “Upload Application”. You will then be presented with a form where you can upload the apk and a maximum of two screenshots, a promotional graphic, and fill in various details such as the title, description and price.
As soon as you click publish, your application will be on the market — there’s no approval system like the iPhone’s app store, so as soon as you search in the market, you should see your app.
You are now officially a dev. Make me proud. :’)
